Horny Hormones


2 min read
02 Jun
02Jun

Please please please someone tell me that this isn't just me.  

I've always had a high sex drive but since reaching about 8 weeks pregnant, I was flitting between hating the thought of being touched, to being ready to dry hump a fucking bed post. Honestly I felt like an actual sex pest. 

I was either too tired to even say goodnight so my fella got a pat on the back as I was falling asleep followed by the morning after of us having the chat of "well, who's fault was it we didn't have sex" and me hanging my head like "it's your childs fault, it's sucking all of my energy or did you forget the tiny human surrounded by water I lug about all day, I'M MAKING LIFE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!". I feel the need to back track a bit here... because I've always had a tendency to get ridiculously horny in the mid morning when I've already missed the boat and am getting ready for or have just got to work πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ. 

It's like being a hormonal teen all over again!

Please someone else tell me this has happened to them?! I called myself a fat lump one day, and then my fella called me a fatty joking round and I didn't speak to the lad for about 5 hours, we went shopping together and everything and I still didn't. 

Then when we got back I was right as rain and about 10 minutes later I wanted to jump him like a lion in season. Poor fella could probably sue me now for emotional damages due to verbal whiplash! Male lions genuinely have sex like every 20-30 minutes when in season did you know that?! Well now you do 🀷‍♀️, I like to learn things and then I pass them on to you lovely people.

 

 

It got to the point where Pab couldn't have his back to me in the kitchen because if he was washing dishes it was like preggo porn, where you can see the shoulder blades rotating and think 😍 yes right here right now, fuck the pasta off it can burn. And if I didn't get it as soon as I wanted it I was like a stroppy child, feeling like he had personally rejected me and wasn't into me any more because he wasn't willing to let the kitchen go on fire for the sake of a quicky.

 What even is this?! 

Half of me wanted him to throw me round like a ragdoll and the other half was screaming WATCH THE BABY πŸ˜‚ I felt horny and gross and like a sexual deviant all at the same time... anyone else?

This was NOT a planned blog post I swear but I got to my lash appointment and they had booked it wrong so I'm sat here in the corner like a plant aimlessly waiting to be watered by the neighbour because my owner has forgot about me and thought, meh I'm going to throw this out there and see...

Isn't it weird how we're only supposed to naturally want sex for procreation, yet it's a bit of a known fact that when pregnant the body craves sex because of hormones when the job is already done πŸ€” crazyness... body, you had ONE job! But I also have PCOS so my body is a bit wonky anyway.   

 So for any woman going through this and feels like your sudden nympho tendancies are uncalled for and completely wrong, you aren't alone babe, I was equally erotically charged and ready to lose all dignity at any given moment too, and this was from 8 weeks until a day before I had my baby ... the joys of motherhood ay 😘.

(I wrote this a couple of months ago as it all came screaming back to me, just in case anyone thinks lash techs are working by me in lockdown, nope, my eyes are as baldy as patrick stewarts head unfortunately).

 

As always

Don't be a stranger and stay safe.

πŸ’– Much Love πŸ’™


 

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