A day in the life


To be the perfect mum
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News flash, there is no such thing as a perfect parent. As is quickly displayed by my reluctance to share food and my gagging every time the baby passes pre chewed food between hands. But I'm the best mum I can be and I can gage a guess that so are you. So come take a look and see what the last couple of days showed me...

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F me I'm tired
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Some days I wake up exhausted. And as a mum that has to be put on the backburner until bed time. I know it's worth it, but that doesn't mean I can't acknowledge it! I'm only human and F*** me I'm tired!

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Teething, crying and no sleep. Just another day!
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A day in the life. How about 3? From teething, to receptionists who don't give a shit, we've been through the mill the last 3 days. Want a break to laugh at someone elses life for 10 minutes? Wether it be in the cupboard or your bedroom, Get your cuppa and come join me. Never know, you might just like it.

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Hello Baby - My Birthing Story
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Everyone has their own birthing story. I tell everyone THROW that birthing plan away dear, it's very seldom these things go to plan and in my case, things couldn't have been further from expected. But I'd do it all over again, for my baby.

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Get to know the mum behind the mouth...
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Welcome to my site. It took me a while to come up with an about me. I didn't want to bore people so I thought I'd keep it quite short and sweet a bit like me. So come on in and get to know the mum behind the mouth 😘.

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So apparently I have no regard
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You know what I hate, passively aggressive people. And worse, people who are passively aggressive on FACEBOOK. If you want to delete someone, do it, I can assure you 9 out of 10 people really won't give a shit. You won't be missed.

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The sleepless days ah and the stray eyelash
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It's my turn for a lie in. I thought I would give how my morning/early afternoon has gone so far. I wanted a day in the life so I could show how my days go from time to time, and today... this is how it's going.

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Ah those little moments of peace
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It's hard getting time alone as a parent. It's almost as if over night you go from party girl living her best life sleeping all day and partying all night, to being a fully fledged mum, compact with dotty dressing gown and mum tum!

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