Mouthy mum - Mum on a Mission

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A day in the life


Hello Baby - My Birthing Story
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Everyone has their own birthing story. I tell everyone THROW that birthing plan away dear, it's very seldom these things go to plan and in my case, things couldn't have been further from expected. But I'd do it all over again, for my baby.

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Get to know the mum behind the mouth...
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Welcome to my site. It took me a while to come up with an about me. I didn't want to bore people so I thought I'd keep it quite short and sweet a bit like me. So come on in and get to know the mum behind the mouth 😘.

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So apparently I have no regard
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You know what I hate, passively aggressive people. And worse, people who are passively aggressive on FACEBOOK. If you want to delete someone, do it, I can assure you 9 out of 10 people really won't give a shit. You won't be missed.

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The sleepless days ah and the stray eyelash
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It's my turn for a lie in. I thought I would give how my morning/early afternoon has gone so far. I wanted a day in the life so I could show how my days go from time to time, and today... this is how it's going.

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Ah those little moments of peace
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It's hard getting time alone as a parent. It's almost as if over night you go from party girl living her best life sleeping all day and partying all night, to being a fully fledged mum, compact with dotty dressing gown and mum tum!

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Mummy Mayhem


  • 07/07/2020 12:08 PM

Being a parent is full of trials and tribulations, good times and bad. Come take a look at our milk challenge mayhem it was NOT an enjoyable time!

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  • 23/06/2020 09:40 AM

Sleep regression. Did anyone ever tell you about it? Because they sure as shit didn't tell me! So here I am, slap bang in the middle of it ready to give you the harsh truth of it and hopefully guide you through a little and ease the pain of those sleepless nights... and days.

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  • 04/06/2020 10:03 AM

I know over all mum life is great. But the nappies?! If you like nappies we got a real problem my friend. I don't understand how something so small and beautiful can create something so upsetting so often 😱 and it's MY job to clean it?!

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  • 02/06/2020 02:25 PM

Those bloody hormones. Everyone sees a pregnant woman and thinks 'aw so cute and innocent' or 'watch out she'll sit on you' no one tends to think about HOW you got pregnant. Funny isn't it. Because that exact same reason that got me pregnant (minus the alcohol) is exactly how I'm feeling WHILE pregnant.

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  • 30/05/2020 04:48 PM

Everyone is suffering in lockdown. Everyone! But what do you do when you are stuck on lockdown with a partner with opposing views, a gradually worsening mental state and a baby that just wont settle?

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  • 27/05/2020 08:52 PM

I know parenting is a completely new lease of life. But I don't sugar coat shit and tell people it's unicorn ice cream OK. So if you want the nitty gritty arguments that becoming a parent brought out in us, then come on in, take a seat and prepare to be wildly disappointed.

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  • 21/07/2019 11:05 AM

Being pregnant isn't all rainbows, butterflies and eating sweets. So here I am to tell you the nitty gritty on it, and why you shouldn't feel bad for feeling bad. You got this mumma πŸ’ͺ.

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You are not alone


Isn't it wonderful.
4 min read
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Isn't it crazy the amount of changes our bodies and minds go through with having a baby? On top of that our entire lives presumably do a complete 180, and we are expected to just... adapt. Mate, it takes me 2 weeks to get used to a new toothbrush I'm proud of my resilience

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Mum Guilt - what the fuck?
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Mum guilt, am I right? Have you ever been beat over the head by mum guilt? You're doing this wrong, you're nit enough, you're being lazy... well I'm here to tell you you are not alone and You got this mama!

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Pregnancy - the waddling bullseye
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Being pregnant is hard enough as it is, you're bigger than normal, foods you love you don't anymore and foods you can't stand are now all you can keep down, you get forced water at every appointment and then you get prodded to the point you just pray you don't piss on the hospital bed this time. So why does everyone seem to target you when you already feel at your lowest? Well here I am to tell you if this is how YOU feel, my love, then YOU are not alone...

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5 Things I tell myself Daily
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I named this page 'you are not alone' because I feel that sometimes we as mothers feel the need to be everything, and in doing so, we lose ourselves. We go through so much loneliness and I just want to share that YOU are not alone.

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Who let me have a child?
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Ever feel like you've been thrown in at the deep end, and you're just trying to keep your head above water? Having a baby is the biggest commitment in the world, so for a commitophobe, that's kind of a big deal.

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Getting an infant to sleep - as easy as diffusing a bomb!
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Some days are easier than others. Some days the sun shines bright and every thing goes exactly to plan leaving you wondering how you got so lucky to have such a perfect life. Today is not one of those days.

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Mum Tum to Yum Tum


My fitness journey
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My fitness journey

Do you jiggle when you wiggle? Want to rid some lbs? I do! I said months ago I would start my fitness journey when I had dropped a significant amount of weight, now I am almost 5 months PP and 10lbs down I want to share with you, how I'm shedding those lbs put on in pregnancy (and there after) and shaving the inches off. It's not magic babe, it's consistency and hating yourself for pushing yourself one day and loving yourself for your reflection the next.

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My first week - you've got to do what works for you!
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My first week - you've got to do what works for you!

Losing weight can't half be a bitch! I've tried all the fads, the pills, the challenges. I've tried detox's, juices, coffees. Just stop, here is my weightloss journey, in the first week I lost 3lbs of mum weight. It's not a fad, it's a lifestyle. Come see what works for me. You've got to do what works for you!

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Sex, texts and what not to say. The single girl survival guide


  • 18/06/2020 05:14 PM

We've all been there. The dating, the waiting, the wondering. You give the sex up to soon or you make them wait too long and you're STILL left wondering what you did wrong. But what about that ONE possibility, when it doesn't matter what you do, what about when he's a fuck boy. So here are just some signs he's a fuckboy and you should get gone.

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  • 27/05/2020 11:20 PM

It is very often seen, that so many people don't understand what titles mean what. Some don't know the difference between a friend with benefits and someone they're dating, and it kills me. So let me help you, to not fall short.

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  • 17/01/2019 08:00 PM

All too often I see strong, smart, independent women getting confused by the blurred lines and feelings involved in friends with benefits. So let me help a girl out...

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Positivity positivity positivity


Dad How Do I?
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Dad How Do I?

In a world so full of negativity and darkness I want to provide some light by combining all the stars I can find. This weeks star in the sky is Rob Kenney, just one small man with one giant heart. Our past really does make us who we are πŸ’™.

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He's koala-ty
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He's koala-ty

This weeks positive news story will be focusing on Owen Colley. The 6 year old with the biggest heart! This little guy heard about the Australian bushfires back in January and wasn't willing to just sit and do nothing. This story goes to show one small good intention can lead to BIG rewards.

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Rants and Bants


  • 24/05/2020 11:39 PM

How many times have you been walking down the road in your regular happy little life and some misogynistic idiot has told you to 'smile', well I've had enough!

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  • 20/05/2020 11:40 PM

I'm genuinely just moaning about this horrible life stealing virus in more ways than one. What it has taken from me. I also touch upon how shite I feel our government have handled it and whether or not this is exactly what they say it is. I just don't know any more πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ.

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Tips and tricks


5 ways to blast the mum tum
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5 ways to blast the mum tum

Sick of that mum gut? I am. I'm still definitely a work in progress but I'm going to tell you 5 sure fire ways to blast that mum tum.

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5 exercises that WILL cure that saggy stomach
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5 exercises that WILL cure that saggy stomach

That mum tum is hard to shift right? It's hard to get 2 minutes alone to think never mind to workout. So let me help you with some exercises I find are quick to work and have given me results since having my baby.

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Fun Facts


5 of the weirdest phobias and their names
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5 facts about animals
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I always love a random fact about animals... so here we go.

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