Mouthy mum - Mum on a Mission

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A day in the life


F me I'm tired
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Some days I wake up exhausted. And as a mum that has to be put on the backburner until bed time. I know it's worth it, but that doesn't mean I can't acknowledge it! I'm only human and F*** me I'm tired!

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Teething, crying and no sleep. Just another day!
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A day in the life. How about 3? From teething, to receptionists who don't give a shit, we've been through the mill the last 3 days. Want a break to laugh at someone elses life for 10 minutes? Wether it be in the cupboard or your bedroom, Get your cuppa and come join me. Never know, you might just like it.

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Hello Baby - My Birthing Story
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Everyone has their own birthing story. I tell everyone THROW that birthing plan away dear, it's very seldom these things go to plan and in my case, things couldn't have been further from expected. But I'd do it all over again, for my baby.

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Get to know the mum behind the mouth...
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Welcome to my site. It took me a while to come up with an about me. I didn't want to bore people so I thought I'd keep it quite short and sweet a bit like me. So come on in and get to know the mum behind the mouth 😘.

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So apparently I have no regard
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You know what I hate, passively aggressive people. And worse, people who are passively aggressive on FACEBOOK. If you want to delete someone, do it, I can assure you 9 out of 10 people really won't give a shit. You won't be missed.

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The sleepless days ah and the stray eyelash
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It's my turn for a lie in. I thought I would give how my morning/early afternoon has gone so far. I wanted a day in the life so I could show how my days go from time to time, and today... this is how it's going.

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Ah those little moments of peace
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It's hard getting time alone as a parent. It's almost as if over night you go from party girl living her best life sleeping all day and partying all night, to being a fully fledged mum, compact with dotty dressing gown and mum tum!

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Mummy Mayhem


  • 24/09/2020 01:57 PM

Ever had those days where your baby wont stop crying? Tantrums? Fits of anger? Seems like they hate you and sleep to boot? Ever heard of the wonder weeks? Well if not step this way and learn something that I wish I'd been told. Consider it a debriefing on babies if you will! Thank me later...

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  • 17/08/2020 03:53 PM

Parenting groups πŸ™„ I'm not a fan. But I'm not just being a moody bitch, come take a peak and you might agree. If you find yourself logging into social media for advice and you wretch with anxiety then you too, may just be a member of one of these groups.

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  • 07/07/2020 12:08 PM

Being a parent is full of trials and tribulations, good times and bad. Come take a look at our milk challenge mayhem it was NOT an enjoyable time!

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  • 23/06/2020 09:40 AM

Sleep regression. Did anyone ever tell you about it? Because they sure as shit didn't tell me! So here I am, slap bang in the middle of it ready to give you the harsh truth of it and hopefully guide you through a little and ease the pain of those sleepless nights... and days.

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  • 04/06/2020 10:03 AM

I know over all mum life is great. But the nappies?! If you like nappies we got a real problem my friend. I don't understand how something so small and beautiful can create something so upsetting so often 😱 and it's MY job to clean it?!

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  • 02/06/2020 02:25 PM

Those bloody hormones. Everyone sees a pregnant woman and thinks 'aw so cute and innocent' or 'watch out she'll sit on you' no one tends to think about HOW you got pregnant. Funny isn't it. Because that exact same reason that got me pregnant (minus the alcohol) is exactly how I'm feeling WHILE pregnant.

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  • 30/05/2020 04:48 PM

Everyone is suffering in lockdown. Everyone! But what do you do when you are stuck on lockdown with a partner with opposing views, a gradually worsening mental state and a baby that just wont settle?

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  • 27/05/2020 08:52 PM

I know parenting is a completely new lease of life. But I don't sugar coat shit and tell people it's unicorn ice cream OK. So if you want the nitty gritty arguments that becoming a parent brought out in us, then come on in, take a seat and prepare to be wildly disappointed.

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  • 21/07/2019 11:05 AM

Being pregnant isn't all rainbows, butterflies and eating sweets. So here I am to tell you the nitty gritty on it, and why you shouldn't feel bad for feeling bad. You got this mumma πŸ’ͺ.

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You are not alone


Hormones after pregnancy - embrace your inner bitch
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It wasn't until I found myself wanting to set the steriliser on fire at 4 months post partum that I realised maybe the hormones don't disappear after pregnancy. That's when I thought, fuck it, they aren't just a pregnancy thing. So I asked around and it would seem hormones after pregnancy, completely normal!

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World Mental Health Day
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Lets end the stigma. Mental health is nothing to hide about. Post partum mental health illness is not the secret shame lurking in the shadows like some people think. There is so much information available. Please get help, you are strong for seeking or accepting help. You are strong for trying, please never feel ashamed. #endthestigma

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Post Natal Depression in Men
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Ever sat and wondered if your baby blues are acceptable? If dads can actually get them too? Ever wondered if your partner is suffering PND even when you were the one giving birth? Short tempered, stressed, distant toward the baby, even crying a lot? Then take a look here, because it seems dads TOO can suffer PND/PPD.

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6 month sleep regression
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Sleep regression isn't easy. It's more annoying and confusing than seeing an orange penguin fly. But if you want to come have a little incling into my wonderful experience, or just laugh at my expense. Come have a look. You never know, it just might help! That's why I'm here. Your regular, relatable, Mouthy Mum.

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I love you - but you're driving me crazy!
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Motherhood is quite the ride. Anyone else feeling a bit insane since becoming a parent? I love my baby but my goodness my sanity left the building once he entered. Which lead me to thinking what's changed in my head? This brought me to writing this post and left me thinking I love you, but you're driving me crazy.

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Isn't it wonderful.
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Isn't it crazy the amount of changes our bodies and minds go through with having a baby? On top of that our entire lives presumably do a complete 180, and we are expected to just... adapt. Mate, it takes me 2 weeks to get used to a new toothbrush I'm proud of my resilience

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Mum Guilt - what the fuck?
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Mum guilt, am I right? Have you ever been beat over the head by mum guilt? You're doing this wrong, you're not enough, you're being lazy... well I'm here to tell you you are not alone and You got this mama!

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Pregnancy - the waddling bullseye
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Being pregnant is hard enough as it is, you're bigger than normal, foods you love you don't anymore and foods you can't stand are now all you can keep down, you get forced water at every appointment and then you get prodded to the point you just pray you don't piss on the hospital bed this time. So why does everyone seem to target you when you already feel at your lowest? Well here I am to tell you if this is how YOU feel, my love, then YOU are not alone...

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5 Things I tell myself Daily
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I named this page 'you are not alone' because I feel that sometimes we as mothers feel the need to be everything, and in doing so, we lose ourselves. We go through so much loneliness and I just want to share that YOU are not alone.

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Who let me have a child?
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Ever feel like you've been thrown in at the deep end, and you're just trying to keep your head above water? Having a baby is the biggest commitment in the world, so for a commitophobe, that's kind of a big deal.

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Getting an infant to sleep - as easy as diffusing a bomb!
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Some days are easier than others. Some days the sun shines bright and every thing goes exactly to plan leaving you wondering how you got so lucky to have such a perfect life. Today is not one of those days.

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Mum Tum to Yum Tum


My fitness journey
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My fitness journey

Do you jiggle when you wiggle? Want to rid some lbs? I do! I said months ago I would start my fitness journey when I had dropped a significant amount of weight, now I am almost 5 months PP and 10lbs down I want to share with you, how I'm shedding those lbs put on in pregnancy (and there after) and shaving the inches off. It's not magic babe, it's consistency and hating yourself for pushing yourself one day and loving yourself for your reflection the next.

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My first week - you've got to do what works for you!
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My first week - you've got to do what works for you!

Losing weight can't half be a bitch! I've tried all the fads, the pills, the challenges. I've tried detox's, juices, coffees. Just stop, here is my weightloss journey, in the first week I lost 3lbs of mum weight. It's not a fad, it's a lifestyle. Come see what works for me. You've got to do what works for you!

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Somethings got to give

All too many times I have become OBSESSED with the scales! I decided this time I would buy scales but I wouldn't overly obsess. Come see how I ditched some mumtum and kept some sanity!

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Sex, texts and what not to say. The single girl survival guide


  • 20/09/2020 11:08 AM

I know you've heard of dates from hell, where the other person says inappropriate things, or embarrasses them or accuses a first date of cheating etc. But what about when you roll it all into one date and throw on some extra crazy for hood measure? Well gang, here is MY worst, date, story!

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  • 13/09/2020 11:49 AM

All too often I hear myths about human genitalia and while I'm not a medical health professional I do have good internet connection and a kean interest in facts about human anatomy and the such. So come with me if you want to see a few truths and myths about the male love stick, au mouthy mum style.

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  • 13/09/2020 11:19 AM

It's all too often I hear someone spout absolute lies about vaginas. And me being the feminist I am, thought I'd correct it in my own little way. So come with me if you want a little light entertainment and facts.

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  • 18/06/2020 05:14 PM

We've all been there. The dating, the waiting, the wondering. You give the sex up to soon or you make them wait too long and you're STILL left wondering what you did wrong. But what about that ONE possibility, when it doesn't matter what you do, what about when he's a fuck boy. So here are just some signs he's a fuckboy and you should get gone.

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  • 27/05/2020 11:20 PM

It is very often seen, that so many people don't understand what titles mean what. Some don't know the difference between a friend with benefits and someone they're dating, and it kills me. So let me help you, to not fall short.

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  • 17/01/2019 08:00 PM

All too often I see strong, smart, independent women getting confused by the blurred lines and feelings involved in friends with benefits. So let me help a girl out...

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Positivity positivity positivity


Dad How Do I?
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Dad How Do I?

In a world so full of negativity and darkness I want to provide some light by combining all the stars I can find. This weeks star in the sky is Rob Kenney, just one small man with one giant heart. Our past really does make us who we are πŸ’™.

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He's koala-ty
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He's koala-ty

This weeks positive news story will be focusing on Owen Colley. The 6 year old with the biggest heart! This little guy heard about the Australian bushfires back in January and wasn't willing to just sit and do nothing. This story goes to show one small good intention can lead to BIG rewards.

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Rants and Bants


  • 28/07/2020 01:35 PM

New normal? What about the new normal of the new parent? We already had a whole new new normal to contend with without the world and it's wife popping it's head in to tell us we now need to fear something else. Now I'm going to tell you about MY new normal. Fuck the world I'm putting it to rights today...

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  • 24/05/2020 11:39 PM

How many times have you been walking down the road in your regular happy little life and some misogynistic idiot has told you to 'smile', well I've had enough!

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  • 20/05/2020 11:40 PM

I'm genuinely just moaning about this horrible life stealing virus in more ways than one. What it has taken from me. I also touch upon how shite I feel our government have handled it and whether or not this is exactly what they say it is. I just don't know any more πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ.

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Tips and tricks


What are you entitled to - maternity
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What are you entitled to - maternity

As a mum and a WOMAN it's important to save money. Especially on maternity pay. So I'm going to run you through what YOU are entitled to whilst on maternity here in the UK!

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Get that mama glow
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Get that mama glow

Being post partum doesn't mean you have to lose the pregnancy glow. Self care doesn't make you selfish, it makes you human. I refuse to look like a disheveled banshee because I birthed a human. I am a mother now, but I was a woman first. Get your glow on mama, you earned it.

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5 ways to blast the mum tum
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5 ways to blast the mum tum

Sick of that mum gut? I am. I'm still definitely a work in progress but I'm going to tell you 5 sure fire ways to blast that mum tum.

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5 exercises that WILL cure that saggy stomach
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5 exercises that WILL cure that saggy stomach

That mum tum is hard to shift right? It's hard to get 2 minutes alone to think never mind to workout. So let me help you with some exercises I find are quick to work and have given me results since having my baby.

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My thoughts - Mango Body Butter
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My thoughts - Mango Body Butter

That mango girl! Have you ever heard of it? This shit is incredible. It's like if you chopped up an angel and creamed it together with unicorn dust, and lashed in a bucket of mango's to give it that fruity deliciousness. This body butter is amazing!

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Fun Facts


5 of the weirdest phobias and their names
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This is a generic blog article you can use for adding blog content / subjects on your website.

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5 facts about animals
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I always love a random fact about animals... so here we go.

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